22 February 2011

Stop Telling Me Why You're Fat

Do you know how I became overweight?
I consumed more calories than I burned.

Do you know why I remain at my current weight?
My calories burned and my calories consumed are roughly the same.

Do you know how I could lose weight?
I could burn more calories than I consume.
Eat less, exercise more.
I'mma patent that shit, call it a program, and charge you $39.95 plus the cost of food to practice it with me.

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