02 November 2010

Dude. Really. Magic inside. Or something. Fairy dust? MAGIC.


After jumping up and down and screaming YESHELLYESOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD and freaking out the dogs and maybe even in the neighbors, but still in the post game fog of staring at the TV muttering I can't believe it I can't believe we won oh my god we did it, I had the following conversation with my dad (who, for reference, was born in 1955).

Me (muttered, and mostly to myself): Finally. Fucking finally. We won a World Series in my lifetime. I can't believe it.

My dad: Your lifetime? YOUR LIFETIME? I listened to the entire 1962 World Series on the radio in my room when I was six years old. I have been walking, eating, breathing Giants baseball since I was a toddler, since my first game, since they first moved here, in 1958. Your lifetime? I'm just glad we won a World Series in my lifetime.  You have plenty more lifetime to live there Missy.

Noted.

OMFG THE GIANTS DID IT THEY WON THE WORLD SERIES AND WE ARE AWESOME AND I'M SORRY I MADE FUN OF YOUR RALLY THONG AUBREY YOU CAN WEAR IT FOREVER AND BUSTER I LOVE YOU AND YOUR 12-YEAR-OLD BOY FACE AND FREDDY I STILL HATE YOUR CREEPY MOLES BUT YOU'RE ONE OF MY FAVORITES TOO AND BURRELL YOU'RE FROM BOULDER CREEK YOU'RE FROM MY TOWN AND I LOVE YOU AND YOU WOULD BE CUTER IF YOU DIDN'T ALWAYS HAVE A FACEFUL OF TOBACCO AND CODY ROSS YOU'RE AWESOME AND RENTERIA I HAVE ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS SAID YOU WERE A SUPERFANTASTIC CLUTCH HITTER AND I NEVER WANTED TO RELEASE YOU NOT EVEN WHEN YOU WERE INJURED AND URIBE I CAN'T UNDERSTAND A DAMNED WORD YOU SAY NOT EVEN YOUR OWN NAME BUT YOU ARE AWESOME I LOVE YOUR JAZZ HANDS AND TORRES YOU TOO AND ROWAND I ACTUALLY REALLY DON'T LIKE YOU AT ALL NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT AND NOT EVEN WHEN YOU WERE GOOD AND YOU REALLY CREEPED MY SISTER OUT THAT TIME BEFORE YOU WERE ON THE GIANTS WHEN YOU HIT ON HER IN A BAR IN SEATTLE AND YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE POOPING WHEN YOU'RE AT BAT BUT I GUESS THAT'S OKAY BECAUSE WE DID IT WE DID IT OHMYGOD AND SANDOVAL I HOPE YOU STOP SUCKING BECAUSE I LIKE YOU TOO AND TIMMY AND MADISON AND MATT CAIN Y'ALL ARE AWESOME AND JONATHAN SANCHEZ YOU SEEM LIKE A COMPLETE PSYCHOPATH AND I REALLY HATE IT WHEN YOU PITCH BECAUSE YOU'RE SO INSANE AND I FEEL MORE COMFORTABLE WHEN ZITO'S PITCHING EVEN THOUGH HE SUCKS TOO BECAUSE HE'S NOT AS SCARY AND YOU TOTALLY CHOKED BUT THAT'S OKAY BECAUSE WE WON AND IT DOESN'T MATTER AND BRIAN WILSON I HATE YOUR SHOES WE WON AND YOU'RE AWESOME AND AFFELDT AND ROMO AND LOPEZ AND EVEN MOTA EVEN THOUGH I ALWAYS HATE IT WHEN THEY PUT YOU IN BECAUSE I BECOME CONVINCED THAT WE'RE GOING TO GIVE UP A THREE RUN HOMER OR SOMETHING AND FONTENOT YOU'RE A WEIRD LITTLE GNOME BUT THAT'S OKAY I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU ALL.

Whew.

I'll be quiet about sports now. At least until April.

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