Last weekend my mom and my sister were trying to talk me into coming up to my parents' house and my sister was like, "Jenny I have a really good fluffy young adult fantasy book*. And the latest People Magazine with that ugly woman on the cover."
Me: Kate Gosselin?
My mom: That horrid woman with 42 babies?
My sister: No, no, the whole reason she's famous is that she's ugly.
Me: Tori Spelling?
My mom: Sarah Jessica Parker?
My sister: No, the singer
Me: Celine Dion?
My mom: Kelly Osbourne?
My sister: No the horse-faced one.
Me: Mariah Carey?
My mom: Amy Winehouse?
My sister: NO. She's old. And crazy.
My mom: Barbara Streisand?
Me: Courtney Love?
My sister: NO. Reality TV.
Me and my mom, simultaneously: Susan Boyle??
My sister: YES.
*Fluffy young adult fantasy book IS good, in a fluffy young adult way. I read it in a day. Graceling (<--affiliate link).