The sad part is that yesterday was pretty typical as far as the Frazzled At Work look that I regularly achieve. And at least now you know that I take what I dish out in the merciless teasing department.
Coworker A: What about today made you decide to wear your bangs pinned back like an indolent teenager?
Me (laughing): Well, I didn't have time to take a shower this morning.
Coworker A: Ah, so you thought, "Aha! I've got a barrette, and today I wish to look like a sulky 13-year-old." It's just all or nothing isn't it?
Me: This sweater is a FAIL. It's fuzzing pink all over everything.
Coworker B: Ew it's like an STD! Keep it away from me!
Coworker A (later): Oh I didn't notice the school marm bun you're sporting!
Me: Suck it. Did you notice my sweater FAIL?
Coworker A: Of course I did honey.