I'm totally trying to convince my friend Daphne that we should get married and she should support me financially. I even offered to convert to Judaism.
She seems to think it's a problem that we both want to have sex with men, and that she lives in Phoenix.
I think she doesn't know how to live the dream.
I'm submitting this as proof that we make a really cute family, and that I make a great trophy wife.
I can see the potential. You two would make a lovely lovely couple.
ReplyDeleteWhat's wrong with her? Open marriage is all the rage!
ReplyDeleteI voted no on prop 8 specifically to allow this sort of thing. *still disappointed in Cali*.
ReplyDeleteI totally buy it... and I want to come to the wedding!
ReplyDeletei love this first picture. there is something brilliantly illustrating about it.
ReplyDeleteI can fight no longer. Will you marry me, and allow me to both love you, and procure dick, for the rest of our time together?
ReplyDeleteDaphne/SheckerGirl: Indeed. I will.
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