Don't touch your penis while you eat!
Please don't touch your penis while you're talking to me.
No. Don't put food on your penis. That's rude and unsanitary.
You need to keep your hands out of your pants when we're in public.
I do not ever like it when you try to put your hands in my mouth.
No, don't touch your penis while you're eating.
Even if you're not eating but you're at the table.
Even if you're eating but you're not at the table.
Gah! Back your naked little body away from my computer!