My favorite questions that I've been asked this week

"Hey do we have a copy machine?"

"Yeah in the copy room."

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"Can you copy something for me?"

"You can copy something for you, in the copy room."

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"So how do we copy stuff?"

"Use the copy machine. In the copy room."

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"Where's the copy room?"

"Right there" (Pointing to the door approximately 10 feet from my desk, with the large sign that says 'copy room')

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"So is there a copy machine in there?" (Pointing at the copy room)

"Yes"

"Can we use it?"

"Yes"

"Can you make copies for me?"

"No"