Classy Things I've Done, in No Particular Order

1. Bought wine with cash aid
   
2. Written "I hate Jenny" in the dust of my uncle's car in order to get my sister in trouble
3. Poured an entire bottle of nail polish into my sister's underwear drawer
4. Cut up my sister's money with scissors and sprinkled it on her bed
5. Read my sister's diary
6. Dumped lotion and perfume on the floor in front of my sister's door
7. Called 9-1-1 for a taxi
8. Exed people out of my life without ever talking to them or telling them why
9. Broke up with Prav in an e-mail
10. Told Julia I was pregnant in an e-mail
11. Flirted with Catalyst bouncers *shudder*
12. Rifled through my grandmother's things
13. Told Ben's crazy girlfriend that he cheated on her just because I was mad at him (it was true, but still)
14. Slept with somebody to make myself feel better
15. Said really mean things about somebody behind their back, (true things, but that doesn't matter)
    
16. Made K tell my mom I was pregnant
17. Lived in a Motel6
18. Lied to my bosses about K living with me in Santa Barbara
19. Competed with a friend for the same thing/person/whatever just so I could win
20. Cheated at Monopoly
21. Stuck gum to the underside of a table
22. Drank, no. Slurped beer off of the floor of a tent borrowed from the UCSB dorms for $1
23. Told someone that she looked cute in something that she actually looked awful in, for the secret joy of having her look awful in public
24. Gotten people into shows at the Catalyst just because I wanted to seem cool
25. Gotten mad at Gabriel because of something that wasn't really his fault
26. Called in sick when I wasn't sick at all
27. Lied about my hours