- That I settle on a haircut that I like.
- That I like I my new job.
- That I love my new job.
- That I don't have to use my time off for any illness or injury.
- That I visit my brother in Arizona.
- That married men stop hitting on me on the internet, most particularly
the ones who simultaneously act all worshipful of their wives and like
they aren't terrible people.
- That I stop expanding in size.
- That nothing terrible happens to my people.
- That it starts raining again.
- That I have fun.