- The 49ers forgot that they had a game so a ragtag band of noble fans stood in as replacements and tried to do their best.
- Their best was not, unfortunately, on par with professional football players.
- While the Niners were losing everything, Beyonce was winning at EVERYTHING.
- Then Ray Lewis killed the lights.
- This time it was rich white folks trapped in the Superdome, so people CARED about that shit.
- During the blackout, someone flew the Niners in and got them onto the field.
- It almost worked.
- Except then it didn't.
- I would TOTALLY go see The Fast & The Furious XIII.
- Gabriel almost started crying when, as I was picking him up after the game, his dad said something about rooting for the Ravens.
- "But dad! You SAID you were rooting for my team!!!"
- PBS has a better social media manager than you.
- Ibid, Oreo.
- Is the crushing sense of defeat worse when you are given some last minute hope to cling to?
- Not worse than being crushingly defeated, no.
