I had an unpleasant puking experience this weekend.
First, all puking experiences are unpleasant, I realize that.
And any puking experience that in any way involves me is obviously infinitely more unpleasant than any other puking experience. That's not up for debate.
So anyways, this weekend I threw up, which was gross and I hate throwing up, but I felt better afterward, and then about 6 hours later I threw up again, with the same results of blech.
In case you are wondering why I'm talking about my puke on the internet (I mean, this isn't even about my CHILD'S puke, what kind of blogger am I??), there is an underlying complaint! About which I would like to complain!
Both instances involved puking up a combination of water and unsweetened dried mangoes. These mangoes are my go-to crazy lady purse snack to keep me from starving and whatnot, and I love them, they are my go-to.
In fact, all dried fruit is sort of reminding me of pukeyness.
I need a new default purse snack.
That doesn't remind me of vomit.
That won't get all squished and ruined.
Or make me feel fat.
WHAT SHOULD I DOOOOOOO?