While I'm by no means on par with Julia, my butt is bigger than your average white girl's, especially when you consider ass:waist ratios.
Jeans are difficult to buy.
While I also have inseam issues (real quick: I have short legs, pants go flowing on for miles after my legs have ended), I find those can mostly be solved with a little thing I like to call hemming.
My ass cannot be hemmed.
There are two camps of jeans rise: lower, and higher.
Both are fraught with danger.
|Low rise pants in the appropriate size typically look okay from the front, if viewed from a standing position, in a skinny mirror, with all muffin top minimizing measures in place.|
|The danger lies in the back view. Pants end, and the ass is still trucking merrily along up my back. As they do.|
|Hey look, these are my size.|
|BUAHAHA JUST KIDDING SUCKER! Feel the frosty air on your lower back! SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES!|
It means that I own SEVERAL pairs of jeans designed by renowned fashion houses.
*ahem* Nelly *cough*
Jeans recommendations, anyone?