"I'm photogenic because I'm pretty."
"She tattooed his name above her vajay. Why didn't she just tattoo, 'My daddy didn't love me.'? It's more words, sure, but ultimately I think it would be a time saver."
"So I guess she doesn't want to kick him out because last time he ended up in a shelter and-"
"-WAIT. She is fucking a homeless? Why is that not the central thesis of your story???"
"I-I dunno. I fucked up I guess."
"Did he really call himself a ladies' man? That's pretty fucked up, considering I didn't even know he liked ladies until he told me so."
"I guess I hadn't given much thought as to what might happen at my funeral. But I would HOPE it would extend beyond a blind lady telling my son how we 'used to smoke the chronic.'"
"I'm gonna watch The Never Ending Story I and II. And probably drink alone. I do Friday nights right."