This was how I got dressed for car shopping:
I don't actually recommend, because see that skirt? Just a tiny bit of windiness and that skirt will totally blow ALL THE WAY UP EXPOSING YOUR CHONIES IN FRONT OF GOD AND EVERYONE. It was breezy and awkward. Luckily I was wearing my skull-and-crossbones pirate undies. So really, I was just showing the car salesmen dudes how badass I was. Don't fuck with me, under this floral print I'm a pirate and 100% vicious.
I got a 2010 Toyota Corolla, by the way. It's red and I love it, although new car smell makes me sort of queasy.
Julia? Gabriel wants you to know that he made this outfit 'specially for you. He had me take a picture to show you how COOL it was, and it's for you, and he says hi.
Happy Memorial Day Everyone!