*Describing people I love based on their flaws.
*Pinpointing and detailing exactly why strangers are funny looking.
*Keeping track of irrelevant bits of nonsense.
*Talking my friends into making questionable choices.
*Making questionable choices myself.
*Knocking things over.
*Spilling coffee on my shirt.
*Walking and breathing at the same time.
*Proofreading the work of others.
*Obsessive thought processes.
*Forgetting where I parked my car.
*Losing cell phones.
*Giving the impression of keeping it together.
*Shopping for other people.
*Brushing my teeth.
*Making Angry Eyes.
*Cookie dough consumption.
*Making nonsensical lists.