You taught me how to throw a baseball.
You got me ready for kindergarten every morning.
You were the only person who I would let brush my hair.
You make an awkward point of telling me that you love me on a regular basis.
You won't drive faster than 68mph on any freeway, although you often insist on staying in the fast lane.
You get to Giants games an hour before the gates open so you can be one of the first people in the stadium.
You listen to Dr. Laura purely for the sake of criticizing her and calling her a stupid bitch.
You vote in every election.
You arrive at least 15 minutes early to everything.
You visit your dad in Palo Alto every Saturday.
You want to be an avocado farmer.
You wear your t-shirts two sizes too big.
Happy Father's Day.
I love you,