18 May 2010

Unsolicited Random Factsheet

*I own seven Little Black Dresses. I know, kill me.  Or better yet, take me to a cocktail party.  I make fabulous conversation, I smell nice, and I can hold my liquor.

*Number of times I have spent the night on a sidewalk: 2
*Number of times I have spent the night in a train or bus station: 6
*Number of times I have shared a hostel room in Spain with a Swedish garbage man I met that afternoon: 1

*I take my coffee with an almost imperceptible amount of honey, and a generous serving of soy milk.  If honey is not available, then no sweetener.  Likewise if someone else will be adding the honey, because it will be too much, and I would rather go without.

*I never looked good in a bikini, even when I was rib-counting tiny.

*Number of times I have been married: 0
*Number of people I have agreed to marry: 3

*I sink, in the water.  I know how to swim, but I'm just not...buoyant at all?  I'm telling you, I sink.

*I have weirdly short calves, in proportion to the rest of my body.

*Number of States-Not-California in which I have resided: 0
*Number of times I have seriously and genuinely considered moving out of state, with specific cause and purpose: 4

*I have been in seven car accidents, and they were all my fault.

*I sneeze in direct sunlight.

*Since becoming a legal adult, I have broken/sprained/torn the ligaments in/TOTALLY FUCKED one or both of my feet/ankles six times.

*My right hand is the product of over $10,000 worth of late 80's plastic surgery.

*I haven't seen my beloved iPod for approximately 3 months, but I'm still stubbornly clinging to the idea that it's 'misplaced' as opposed to 'lost'.

*I have a thing for zombie movies.

*My thumbs are completely different shapes.  One does that swoopy thing, and one is straight.