*I own seven Little Black Dresses. I know, kill me. Or better yet, take me to a cocktail party. I make fabulous conversation, I smell nice, and I can hold my liquor.
*Number of times I have spent the night on a sidewalk: 2
*Number of times I have spent the night in a train or bus station: 6
*Number of times I have shared a hostel room in Spain with a Swedish garbage man I met that afternoon: 1
*I take my coffee with an almost imperceptible amount of honey, and a generous serving of soy milk. If honey is not available, then no sweetener. Likewise if someone else will be adding the honey, because it will be too much, and I would rather go without.
*I never looked good in a bikini, even when I was rib-counting tiny.
*Number of times I have been married: 0
*Number of people I have agreed to marry: 3
*I sink, in the water. I know how to swim, but I'm just not...buoyant at all? I'm telling you, I sink.
*I have weirdly short calves, in proportion to the rest of my body.
*Number of States-Not-California in which I have resided: 0
*Number of times I have seriously and genuinely considered moving out of state, with specific cause and purpose: 4
*I have been in seven car accidents, and they were all my fault.
*I sneeze in direct sunlight.
*Since becoming a legal adult, I have broken/sprained/torn the ligaments in/TOTALLY FUCKED one or both of my feet/ankles six times.
*My right hand is the product of over $10,000 worth of late 80's plastic surgery.
*I haven't seen my beloved iPod for approximately 3 months, but I'm still stubbornly clinging to the idea that it's 'misplaced' as opposed to 'lost'.
*I have a thing for zombie movies.
*My thumbs are completely different shapes. One does that swoopy thing, and one is straight.