(Ignore the scribbly ones, they're not related)
Anyhow, I sent out the first several, and got no response, so I drew a picture (which garnered the appropriate level of WTF where is your kid for which I was searching).
(Again, click to biggify)
Gabey's fine, he's with my parents. But he's TRAPPED! IN THE MOUNTAINS!
And I'mma miss seeing him tonight.

