I am strangely and unreasonably enchanted by these shoes. First I saw them and thought, "WTF are those duck shoes?? Why?" Then I realized that ohmygodyes those ARE duck shoes.
Then I stared at them for awhile.
Then I talked about them on twitter for awhile.
Then I sent the link to everyone I know.
Although every fashionable bone in my body is repelled by these shoes, they've cast some sort of unreasonable spell over me, and I can't stop thinking of them, or thinking of owning them.
Even though I know they are (a) unacceptable, and (b) $350.
Look at them again.
It's hard to get them out of your head.
I need to be famous.
I think famous people can wear duck shoes.