I'm high.

The pictures on my desk have turned 3-D.

My finger tips are bubbly.

The feeling of my lips touching my teeth is too slimy.

Tracers.

Also, if I stare at the pattern in the carpet, it starts to move.

I ate an apple and it gave me heartburn.

Have you ever noticed the way when you write you can feel the ink going onto the paper? I think that's the problem with computers. You can't feel the words the same way.
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Dayquil should probably be illegal. Or at least monitored.