"Oh! You guys dressed up as douche bags! Good costumes!"
(Using this euphemism as point of reference)
"We didn't go to Chico. But we were very close. We were in like, Hamilton City."
"Wait a minute. Hamilton City is REALLY CLOSE TO CHICO. That's like, rubbing your penis on Chico without actually putting it in!"
"Okay we're not using this code anymore. And Chico is code for sex. Not vagina."
Some Guy: "What are you supposed to be?"
Julia (who was dressed obviously as a Native American): "I'm culturally sensitive."
"Can we come swim in your pool?"
"It's very cold."
"It's really fucking cold."
"OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT WAS COLD."
"Yeah. I know."
(After the coldness)--
"Oh no we've met, the last time we hung out you tried to dry hump my leg."
(All excited and unashamed) "Oh yeah! How you been?"
Super creepy girl clearly on drugs, touching my back: "I just want to climb inside and live in your back with you. Because it's so beautiful. I want to be in your back."
Her: "I love that song (now singing in a strange falsetto) they grow bigger but their hearts grow smaller. I just want to be inside of your back."
Me: "I don't think I know what that means."