And what about this poor soul: "i have flat feet" fetish - My feet actually have these insanely high arches/insteps, they're the antithesis of flat feet. But what is it, specifically, about flat feet that gets you all hot and bothered? And also? Sorry dude. I hope you find your p0rn.
What about the woman (I imagine this as a woman) who searches out "remembers how to sleep" When did you forget?
The person searching out ativan and morphine cocktail? Yes. Please. You can mail it.
boobs hug head - Seek medical attention.
double fisting instructions - Order two drinks. Hold one in each hand. Proceed accordingly.
Then there are the stories I want to hear: everything just went kinda fuzzy and cold... and minty... i don't remember much after that. I imagine someone sitting in front of their computer, typing blindly into the google box.
And fuck me i'm tired? God. Me too. We need a nap.
The person hunting for packing list for masters degree? Pack your sanity somewhere safe and away, so you can pull it back out when you're done.
Of course you can't get flagged as a p0rn site without talking an awful lot about boobs, which I am, and I do. So there's a big CHUNK of p0rny, inappropriate searches that are ending up here. I've made my peace with that. But I have to tell you, it makes me smile that someone searched for pictures of grown ups sucking other grown ups boobs, because I picture them hunting for dirty photos and coming up with breastfeeding pic after breastfeeding pic. #snort.
the bloggess pregnancy - Dude. Jenny? We're having twins, right? How come you never call or write? If you cut me out of our babies' lives? I'm gonna be pissed. You could at least send me a copy of the ultrasound. Or a picture of your boobs. Or both.
My very very favorite search from last month? wagina - Nuff said.