Queries

lubed boobs - I myself have not experimented with applying lubrication to my breasts, but I wish you the very best.

romance smut - It really is lovely, isn't it? If you find some good stuff, pass it on to grace (at) missdisgrace (dot) com.

crippling anxiety - Makes it hard to do anything besides screw around on Twitter. Believe me, I know.

how to make flashdance jumper - I wouldn't have the slightest idea, unfortunately.

"my aunt" drunk "a ride home" my car fucking - The specificity of the search is distressing to me. Just might supersede rule 34.

"no voice at all"+"whispering" - Yes, that's generally what one must do when vocalization proves impossible.

"saw my boobs" Mexican - ....

a blog about my boobs - Yes! Finally I can really offer some help! That blog is called Boob Emancipation, and it's located right over here.

"a text message that would make someone feel bad and wanna text you back" - "You make me feel dead inside."

am i allergic to gin? - Oh goodness no! But you might have herpes.

being 16 is hard - Yes.

boobs moby dick - Moby Dick was a whale, and while whales are mammals, and therefore in possession of mammary glands, Moby, being male, does not provide sustenance to his young.

cholita eyebrows - Yikes. Let them grow back.

code for sex have lunch and catch up - I guess "go to Chico" hasn't quite caught on yet then.

crooked toes as a teenager and what you can do to correct them - Likely very little, unfortunately.

gatorade bottles boobs - I don't think they'd fit.

high arches big boobs - I have both. It means you can wear slutty shirts AND slutty shoes, for maximum sluttiness effect.

just using the phone causes anxiety for me - Me too, unfortunately I don't have a solution. And answering the phone is part of my job. I've developed a killer phony phone voice though.

thursday, thursday is the drinking day drunk - Correct. Add to that days Friday through Wednesday.

www.missdisgrace.com sex - I include this only because it's so very specific. Where you hoping for missdisgracesex.com? It does not exist. Shall I purchase the domain?