03 June 2009

Today is fired.

I was up half the night with Gabriel, who, seriously? What is with the peeing? He's been peeing THROUGH HIS PULL-UPS lately, and I just can't deal. That's what the pull-ups are for! I cut him off of the liquids WAY before his bedtime, I make him pee, and what. is. the. deal. I can't be changing any sheets at 3am. It's just not my best time.

This morning I dropped my bagel face down on the carpet. So I was robbed of breakfast, AND I had to get down on my hands and knees to scrub my STUPID CARPET WHICH I HATE BECAUSE IT'S INSTA-STAINED IF YOU SPILL WATER ON IT.

Gabriel was sad when I dropped him off at school. His dad stopped by the school to have lunch with him yesterday, which Gabey loved! Except his dad wasn't picking him up. So Gabriel was crushed! Last night he just kept talking about how, "My dad was gonna pick me up, but then he decided to leave." No that's not what happened baby. Anyhow, this morning at school he was all sleepy (see: bed-wetting) and sad (see: dad), so dropping him off sucked.

And then! I got to go to my annual exam! And get prodded in the ladybits! And hassled for gaining 10lbs in the past year! But trust that I already hassle myself! "If you haven't changed your eating or exercise habits, it's probably stress. Stress can cause weight gain. So you just need to reduce the stress in your life." Oh-gee-thanks. I'll get right on that.

Now I'm at work and I'm tired (see also: grouchy), and there's a whole lot of I DON'T WANNA.

happy mother-fucking wednesday

17 comments:

  1. OMG, I totally declare a Wednesday do-over for you! WOW. That does suck.

    Happy speculum day!

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  2. That must have been so helpful to hear that you just need to HAVE LESS STRESS in your life. Oh IS THAT ALL?

    At least the doctor didn't pinch your nipples. Did she? Is it normal? Please tell me it's normal....

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  3. When you figure out that "less stress" thing let me know. Until the, F*%$ the 10 pounds. I mean REALLY.

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  4. My doctor likes to yell at me for the extra weight until I tell her how much I run and swim. Then she shutsthefuckup.

    Sorry to hear you're having a rough day. Would a picture of my boobs make you feel better? ;-)

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  5. Love you girl! Just say fuck it and have a drink! Works for me....

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  6. "...just reduce your stress..." Gee, she makes it sound so easy.

    I agree with Glamour Girl, fuck it and have a drink.

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  7. Having a DRINK has been known to release stress in the past.

    Just sayin'...

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  8. oh crap? It is wednesday? I am so behind. Yeah.. today is FIRED I agree.... let's start ove please... or! Skip to friday?

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  9. Wow that is quite a day. No 5 second rule on the bagel?

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  10. I love how people tell you to reduce stress. If only it were that easy! I have 2 kids and a messy husband and there is such thing as REDUCING my stress.

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  11. I had a bad wednesday too - wanna go drink?

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  12. Why yes, that was a suckfest! I hope you are having a much improved Thurs.

    That pull-up thing happened to us over and over. I could never figure out if he needed smaller ones or bigger ones.

    So, I bought some of those waterproof pads that go over the sheet, and it made the clean-ups simple at 3 AM. Pull one off, put on another one and no sheet changes.

    I got them at Wal-Mart. Super cheap and a life-saver.

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  13. I hope Thursday is going better for you! :(

    blessings!

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  14. My son will almost always wet the bed if I don't get him up about an hour and a half after he goes to bed. I just pick him up, point him at the potty, he goes, and then I put him back in bed. He never wakes up and then he will sleep til 7 am without an accident. Try it. This little trick saved my life. Something about falling into that first deep sleep before they have full control over their bladders makes them go.

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  15. Man that really blows. So sorry. Cupcake (3) is sometimes peeing through her pullups, but USUALLY not till morning. I still don't know where all the pee comes from.

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  16. Yeah...that does sound kinda crappy. Thank gawd it's Thursday!

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