Yesterday I got a package in the mail from Julia. Hot pink ankle socks, a package of curiously fancy looking gum, and a Lady Gaga CD. It cheered me right up, although I'm a little concerned about the fact that Gabriel has a new favorite CD.
But seriously, I was listening to it, and I was like, whoa, THIS is Lady Gaga? She sounds like a chick! And I actually think I've heard these songs in various background roles while living my life!
Um, but seriously guys? I had just assumed that Lady Gaga was a transvestite?
So then I was going to twitter something to effect of: totally thought Lady Gaga had a penis haha silly me. But then I was like, wait. What if she really does tuck it? Cuz I'm not judging or trying to make him feel bad or anything.
Up until today, everything I know about Lady Gaga has been derived from the weird banner ads on the MySpace log in page, and to me, the person in those ads looks very obviously like a man dressed in drag, complete with creepy blonde wig and fake eyelashes. But maybe he has the voice of a songbird.
Chick or Dick?
*I'm pretty sure Google has the answers, but why spoil my fun?
I'm still hosting a giveaway at Disgraced Shopping. Ends tomorrow.