Alternate Title: At least we know who the April Fool is this year
*My sister posted this picture of me on The Facebook, with the caption, "Yes, she is very mysterious." Of note: my apparent hunchback and lockjaw, along with the fact that I'm drinking a bottle of $3 champagne (so at least I know when she took it).
*My parents' dogs knocked the bumper off of my car. I realize that this brings the structural integrity of my front bumper into question, since two medium sized dogs frolicking in the yard should not be able to detach it with such ease. I sort of shoved it back on. I suspect this is not a long-term solution.
*I did a background check on one of my favorite people in the world. Clever readers will likely be able to guess who it was. I wrote all about my experience over here, and I would be very appreciative if you would stop by and take a look :)