04 March 2009

IMs with Ben

Me: I checked the weather for this weekend, what in the hell is a wintry mix??

Ben: it means drink more.

Me: do you have basic toiletries?
or do I need to bring them?

Ben: haha
I have them
I have to get laid and this isnt ucsb
i have to shower and launder my clothes

Me: just wanted to make sure that if I showed up without soap I wouldn't be dirty the whole frickin trip

Ben: no I'll get one of my friends to lick you clean

Me: as long as your FRIEND is clean
otherwise I think it's just spreading the dirt around


  1. gotta love friends that care to 'send the very best'...

  2. hey look at you! Finally found people willing to lick you to see if you're too salty

  3. Wintry mix can be a combo of rain/snow/sleet due to fluctuating temps. We get that a lot here in Ohio, and it's a pain in the arse.

  4. You are going to have the best time!

  5. He's rather prepared for a straight guy! It's supposed to get "warm" over the weekend, but you still better pack some warm clothes and winter boots. Warm means 55 this time of year, and there's snow everywhere.

    Have a safe trip!

  6. I don't know if I'd want to be licked clean. Even if I was a cat.