Me: I checked the weather for this weekend, what in the hell is a wintry mix??
Ben: it means drink more.
Me: do you have basic toiletries?
or do I need to bring them?
I have them
I have to get laid and this isnt ucsb
i have to shower and launder my clothes
Me: just wanted to make sure that if I showed up without soap I wouldn't be dirty the whole frickin trip
Ben: no I'll get one of my friends to lick you clean
Me: as long as your FRIEND is clean
otherwise I think it's just spreading the dirt around