Gabriel! Still not eating! Me! Freaking right the fuck out! Dear lord what is wrong with this stubborn little child?
Some guy semi-accused me of stealing his iPod Touch last weekend and, um, hello?? Never minding the different music and the pictures and video of my kid: MINE HAS MY NAME ENGRAVED ON IT BITCHES. I didn't do that while you were in the bathroom.
Boston? The hell? When/why/with whom OHMYGOD SO EXCITED.