20 February 2009

Thanks Dad!

Alternate title: The most traumatizing thing anyone has ever said to me.


"I was statutory raping the shit out of your mom when she was 16."




16 comments:

  1. LOL My dad does that kind of crap to me all the time. He loves to mess with my mind.

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  2. This is when you should have shouted "Stinky gross-o!". That would have shut him up.

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  3. okay. so should we meet you at the Institution or are the whitecoats coming to take him?

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  4. That has Hallmark Movie written ALL OVER IT!

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  5. Um...... Hum. I think I'd have a drink....

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  6. Your dad is incredibly awesome-- that is priceless and now I know I must do that to my kids someday.

    Tell them that, I mean... boy, did that sound bad.

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  7. *GASP* :-0

    Love your blog by the way.......will be back again

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  8. OMG....no kidding thanks Dad. Now here's my therapy bill.

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  9. Oh my god. I laughed when I read this and then I thought about it more and was very disturbed. Very, very disturbed. I need a drink now.

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  10. **ack**
    you poor poor dear!

    Recent blog post: my friends are amazing

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