Me: As of right now you owe me $900, plus $160 in overdraft fees from your bounced check. Come Monday (the 5th), that will increase to $1500 plus overdraft fees. I am curious of your plans to resolve this matter.
Him: I will resolve it and I am not entertaining questions as to how. You will get the normal money on time and I will let you know when anything else is coming when it is coming.
Him: Jenny, I am not forgetting about what needs to happen. When I get it, you’ll get it, it can’t come any faster.
Him: I sent it the monthly, I am working on the past due.
Me: Did you send a check?
Him: I cancelled the last check and I am sending a new one
You canceled what last check?
Him: The one that bounced so you cannot resubmit that check.
Me: I wasn't planning on it. It bounced. Why would I cash a bad check? That's retarded.
Him: I know but I had to be sure.
Him: I sent $600 that will clear just fine and I will get the rest shortly.
Me: So you sent a new check? In the mail? What bank do you have? I'd rather take it to your bank and cash it.
He just makes me feel all stabby. And then my eye starts twitching. And then I have a headache. Yknow?