09 January 2009

Daphne Love

I'm totally trying to convince my friend Daphne that we should get married and she should support me financially. I even offered to convert to Judaism.

She seems to think it's a problem that we both want to have sex with men, and that she lives in Phoenix.

I think she doesn't know how to live the dream.

I'm submitting this as proof that we make a really cute family, and that I make a great trophy wife.

7 comments:

  1. I can see the potential. You two would make a lovely lovely couple.

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  2. What's wrong with her? Open marriage is all the rage!

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  3. I voted no on prop 8 specifically to allow this sort of thing. *still disappointed in Cali*.

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  4. I totally buy it... and I want to come to the wedding!

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  5. i love this first picture. there is something brilliantly illustrating about it.

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  6. I can fight no longer. Will you marry me, and allow me to both love you, and procure dick, for the rest of our time together?

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  7. Daphne/SheckerGirl: Indeed. I will.

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I live for validation.