While Christmas shopping last night, I stopped at Starbucks (I have a gift card). In front of me there was a couple, obviously on a first date.
Him, gesturing at her cross earrings: I didn't know you were religious.
Her, sarcastically: Oh I'm not. I'm just pro-crucifixion, and you know, I'm trying to get the message out.
Him, deadly serious: Oh. You know, you might not realize this, but that was actually a pretty awful way to die. I mean, even for criminals. It wasn't humane. You might want to look into that a little more before you start advocating.
Her, under her breath: Jesus I need a drink.
Him: Don't worry, I think our order's up next.