*No, K is not coming to visit Gabriel today on account of writing me a bad check.
*No, he has not called Gabriel to tell him that.
*Yes, I can still beat my 16-year-old brother and my brother-in-law at arm wrestling.
*Why yes, I will be using all of my Christmas money to buy food and pay bills. I guess it's a good thing that K FAILED AT LIFE right around Christmas time.
*Yes, SITS is giving away a Keurig Platinum Brewing System that I want.
*Well OF COURSE Gabriel's wearing his Spider-Man suit.
*Yes, I got roped into lunch with Irv. More on that after the fact.
*What do I have to entertain you? Shoot. Well.....How about this picture from when Gabriel was about 6 months old and I hadn't really lost any baby weight yet? Ignore my arm fat, and focus instead on how freakishly large my breasts are: