10 November 2008

NaBloPoMo: My sister's a lot more fun than I am

I went out with my sister on Saturday. Actually. I made plans to go out with Mira on Saturday, and then I sat on my sister with my knees on her arms and dripped prickly pear mucus into her mouth until she agreed to meet me. And she did.

My sister is neurotic, which makes her just medium fun on a day-to-day basis. When she goes out, which isn't really all that often, the alcohol releases some kind of Charisma Juice into her brain, and before you know it she's casting lesbian bikers in her latest choreographed dance.

On Saturday she decided that what we all needed, absolutely-for-sure, was a series of photos which she called "Double Chin Plus Cleavage for Maximum Skin Folds." I've put together a photo set of the whole evening, which also includes some pictures of us looking like the bar hags that we apparently are. Enjoy yourself:


I feel like it's also worth mentioning that we ate garbage pizza.

BlogHer '09 is going to be Chicago, and I've never been to Chicago, so for now I'll maintain my optimism and say:

I'm Going to BlogHer '09

11 comments:

  1. Next time I come to California I'm finding you girls. I can't do the cleavage thing any longer being kinda flat chested now but I got the double chin!

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  2. I don't see any pictures of double chins OR cleavage.

    Sad.

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  3. For some reason I'm glad your pictures haven't appeared, yet.

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  4. Blogher in Chicago!? Ooooh. I don't know if I'll be able to afford to go, but it's something to keep in mind.

    I'm glad that one of your tags is "Interacting with the seedy underbelly of society."

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  5. Chicago is teh awesomez. You'll love it. Plus, if you like theatre, some of the best shows are there. Also, improv. But you don't like improv... do you?!

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  6. I live in Chicago, but I don't think I'll be making it to BlogHer. Don't they demand at least one of your children in exchange for tickets?

    Oh, and next time? Less chin, more cleavage!

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  7. I was just reading your entries from May. In August, I got fired from my job, lost my Sidekick, totalled my car and had to have foot surgery stitches from the accident. I hope that things are much better for you now!

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  8. Chicago is super awesome and you will love it here! You better keep that badge on your blog, you're coming here!

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  9. Some of those pictures are truly hideous.

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