22 October 2008

Internetting that I can't do at work

The internet that I had been stealing got up and walked away about a month ago. I sit in front of a computer for eight hours a day, so this is more or less fine, insofar as checking my email, covert blog reading, etc. But there are some things that I can't do here, and it's making me think I'm going to actually going to convince myself to pay for my internets. Suck. But check it out. Right now I can't:

Download porn.
Page through celebrity gossip sites.
Browse job listings.
Shop for underwear.
Download music.
Look at plastic surgery before and after photos.
Click on links that I think might have the kind of sound that up and starts talking to you without warning.
Sell my baby.

You can see it's been really hard on me.

Here's how I spent last night:


1 comment:

  1. Hi!
    I found you via NaBloPoMo (clicked cuz I liked your name).

    You're hilarious and your kid is absolutely gorgeous.

    Good luck with the spidey costume.

    Take care,
    Stacy (mama to two boys under six)

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