Glasses!!

Alternate title: Voluntary Self Humiliation in a Cautionary Tale about Hairbrushes

These are the glasses I ended up choosing:
This is NOT an attempt at an artsy picture; I was trying to show that they are blue on the sides and stuff:


For contrast, these were my "emergency" glasses (you can see I needed a change). You can also see why I often wear my hair up:

As a little something extra, this is what happens to my hair when I sleep on it, then brush it: