Wow, so I'm thinking of making this my life narrative, it seems pretty accurate, right?:
woke up with black eye
kill myself stretch marks
cry myself to sleep
"boys don't make passes"
free porn movies
hair color benadryl
how do you fix feeling like death?
I feel like death
I have big kid underpants
morning black eye
my body hurts why?
random daymares
random black eye
smelly naked hippies
how to treat a smelly dishwasher
making a public disgrace of myself
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So. How DO you find what people searched to get you?
I don't know which is more awesome. The fact that someone found your site by searching for "free porn movies" or the fact that someone did a search for "I have big kid underpants."
ha!!!
You could make one killer Mad Lib with these search terms.
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