Correct usage, actual example:Coworker friend: That's a gay-ass fucking car.
Me: What is it about that car specifically that inspires gay ass fucking, do you think?
Coworker friend: Shut the fuck up, I didn't mean literally gay, I meant gay like I'm a 14-year-old boy and that's the only word I know for LAME.
Me: I know, I'm just fucking with you. And anyways, I think it's more of a fag hag car.
Incorrect usage, actual examples:
Macho student coworker to another student worker: It was hot. I literally fucked the shit out of her.
Me, walking past: I don't think you have ANY idea what you just said.
Bimbette coworker: God it's so hot today. I am literally on fire.
Coworker friend: No shit! Really??
Bimbette coworker: Really, I can't believe we don't have air conditioning here!
Me: Are you on fire, or is it more like a burning sensation? Either way I think you need medical treatment, but there's a pretty big difference.
Bimbette coworker: *giggle* You guys are so weird. *flounces off*