In which we make each other laugh, but a bystander looks like she might cry

"Are you okay?"

"Yeah. I mean, I'm trying to think about something that I don't really understand. My brain hurts."

"Coffee?"

"Yeah I think if I had my morning coffee, it'd be a little easier, but it's also sort of....untangible. Is it untangible?"

"INtangible. But good job trying to use a word you don't know! I'm really proud of you for using your brain!"

"See, that's where the coffee would have helped."

"And maybe it would help me be less of a bitch when you're stupid?"

"Maybe, but you're kind of just a bitch."

"And you're kind of just stupid, so I think I got the better deal."