A conversation from a few weeks ago:
“You look nice, is your hair different?”
“Yeah, I re-dyed it.”
“It looks nice.”
“Thanks.”
-About five minutes later-
“Seriously, you look REALLY good, there’s something different.”
“Thanks.”
-A few minutes after that-
“Your boobs are huge.”
“They’re the same size they’ve always been.”
-Slightly later-
“Are you wearing makeup?”
“I always wear makeup.”
“Well you look really nice.”
“Maybe you just forgot that I’m pretty.”
“No, there’s something different.”
-And Finally-
“You look really good.”
“Um. I’m not wearing glasses.”
“OHHHHHHHH”
Who said this? I'm guessing it wasn't the security guard.
ReplyDeleteIn this boy's defense, you do spend a lot of time looking like you rolled out of bed so it's extra shocking when you take the time to brush your hair because you're so very gorgeous. I mean you're always pretty, but when you get dolled up it can be shocking.
ReplyDeleteAm I Doing Okay: This was most definitely NOT the security guard. This was a boy with whom I voluntarily spend time.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous: I'm taking that as a compliment, so thanks, but I since I really don't see him that often, I try not to look like I slept in my car when I do, so it was really JUST that I wasn't wearing glasses. He gets no defense.
I agree. There is no excuse for this 'boy'. I think girls in glasses are sexier, and so does my husband, so that boy's just missing out. Yup.
ReplyDeleteHeh. Glasses ARE awesome. I think for some people, the fact that they can see our gorgeous eyes more [without glasses] makes a difference? ;p
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