- Fuck me running I'm a midget magnet!!
- Where might one purchase sweater tights?
- Something murderous, or funny.
- I was in my class and my stomach was gurgling. I had to run to the toilet it was great!
- My depth perception is all off, I keep running into walls
- This squirrel is hurting my soul
- I cant help it at 3am i remember im in love with you. Dont you want me to tell you about it?
- So I told him I posted the pix and he got pissed. But then he tried on another, tighter, pair. Mixed messages?
- I heard one of them refer to me as the scariest person in class and then 4 people were all 'who? Molly?' not sure why.
- That is unbelievable. God hath smote you.... because you havent suffered enough this year?
- Holy home sex event. I am keeping this an option! And he is fun to be around. Yay!
- Virgo - Work issues or school dramas are distracting you. Is this the wrong crowd for you?
- I never called you creative retarded maybe not creative
- Your souls not black. Gray maybe.
- I think you just shamed jesus
- Whatever that guys a total herpe and you dont deserve herpes
- I was in paradise this morning and i thought of you
- Wanted to respond w something zen but i'm too drunk still
- At least if i was high there would be no shame. I dont think i can live it down!
- Remember sex? I miss sex. Sex and I had a very loving relationship.
20 February 2008
Text Messages, first installment
Before I delete these, I'll share my favorites with you, gentle readers (reprinted exactly as they appear in my phone):