My weekend, presented as a bulleted list

Friday

• Sheena watched Gabe in the morning for me, essentially because she loves me and is a fantastic friend.
• Picked Gabe up and brought him to work with me in the afternoon, where he adorably napped under my desk, and was generally well behaved.
• Drove to my parents' house, arriving at around 8pm. Received many prezzies, including a Kitchenaid Mixer (!), books, etc.

Saturday

• Took Gabe swimming at Simpkins with Laura, Simon, Daniel, James, Mom (forgot bathing suit and had to borrow bikini from Laura; lack bikini belly)
• Went to lunch at Ming's (cockroach infested bad greasy spoon Chinese food) with my whole immediate family (less Duncan), Grandma Anne, Irv, Aunt Cathy, Aunt Randy, Randy's husband Wayne.
• Was molested by Irv (face grab, kiss dead on lips, horror, hell).
• Was (along with Laura) conned into lunch on Monday with Irv.
• Invited Duncan and Kate to lunch with Irv in an attempt to cut down on the molestation by Irv.
• Threatened to call in sick on Monday and leave Laura stranded.
• Received prezzies from Julia.
• Went out with Julia, C-, Duncan, Kate, Laura, Mike.
• Drank. Too much.
• Very nearly had bar fight with Hell's Angels over pool table/unwise comments made by C-.
• Got kicked out of favorite dive bar/Hell's Angels bar
• Went to another bar very close to closing time.
• Got kicked out of bar #2 (second favorite dive bar).
• Left prezzies in Jules' car.

Sunday

• Woke up with cold.
• Nursed hangover.
• Napped.
• Pick James up from La Selva.
• Went to bed early.

Monday

• Lunch with Irv.
• Molested by Irv. (Neck nuzzle hug that lasts for full 60 seconds. At least.)
• Prepare for party.
• Have party.
• Eat.
• Go to bed at 10:30, making myself officially the lamest 25-year-old on the planet.

Tuesday

• Eat.
• Play with Gabe.
• Gabriel pukes on me, my hair, himself, floor.
• Gabriel seems recovered.
• Load carpet cleaner into car.
• Drive away, leaving the sweet boy with his Grandparents.
• Stop in Sacramento, only briefly.
• Drive on to Chico.