So. My darling, darling Mrs. Jayme Wang is one of the newest members of the home business frontier. My deep love of Jayme, combined with my deep love of the Body Shop, has inspired me to host a party for this Saturday at 4pm, at my house. Please come. There will be snacks and some adult beverages, and you don't have to feel guilty if you don't buy anything. RSVP to me.
K agreed when I scheduled this event A MONTH AGO that he would watch Gabe, because, while you are welcome to bring your baby, I can't run this show if I have mine.
Now raise your hand if you're surprised that he's bailing out on me for "more important" things (his words, not mine). Well since CARING FOR YOUR CHILD is apparently at the bottom of the list of Things-That-Might-Be-Important, I'm scrambling for a babysitter. Let me know if you have any ideas. Gabriel's father will pay you, whether he wants to or not, because this is his responsibility that I'm having to shoulder.