29 November 2007

All I want in life's a little bit of love to take the pain away

From the way my brain has been working I would swear it's a Monday. I have so far successfully listed my home address on a work order, created a login ID that is a hybrid of my work and home email addresses, and fucked up the students' grades 3 times before finally getting it right. Yahoo!

Tonight is dinner with Lisa, yay :)

Tomorrow STILL remains to be seen. Either I'm leaving town, or else I'm staying till Saturday.

I'm knitting/crafting many of my Christmas presents this year. So if I give you something that I made, please understand the following:
  1. If you are actually calculating how much I love you based upon how much I've spent on you, fuck you. You don't deserve to have a head, and are representative of everything that's wrong with America.
  2. If you do not understand the amount of care and love I have to have for you to knit you something, please go away and never, ever come back, as I do not wish to care for and love you ANY MORE.
  3. Just in case you're an asshole: Craft supplies are not cheap. This isn't a way to get out of spending money on you.
  4. Knitting is extremely labor intensive, so please remember about the hours and hours of my time and hard work when you're even thinking about bitching about why someone would bother making you a scarf. Asshat.

1 comment:

  1. I'm not giving you a gift this year- so I in no way expect anything from you- BUT- for anyone in doubt of your crafted gifts? I still wear and love the scarf you gave me a few years ago. AND I live on the east coast where scarves are a constant accessory from September through April. And I basically wear yours, or sometimes switch it up with a white one. Purely so I can feel like I'm switching it up.

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