Okay but you can't hump me

Here are some preliminary highlights from the weekend. A more in depth post will likely follow.

• Julia started her single life off with a bang, which in turn lead to two nights of free drinks and either no or reduced covers
• Unlike Chico, L.A. is actually full of well dressed, good looking men who can dance
• Wicked is amazing. I will be re-reading the book shortly
• When picking a karaoke song, make sure you actually know all the words
• I've converted even more people to my fail-safe pickup line, "So, you wanna make out?"
• Irreplaceable is a song that will never, ever again leave my brain
• Making out with someone who has the same name as your father=bad idea
• The gay men at Sephora can do anything with their makeup

And here is the first installment of pictures, with captions where I feel them necessary:

This is how exciting the drive to L.A. was....

And this is how fast I drove to get there:
Here is the remainder of my black eye (not nearly as bad as it was: